Review: Syngenor – Product Of Science, Nightmare From Hell

Florence, AZ — An inmate at the Pinal County Adult Detention Center apparently escaped his cage Friday in order to spend Valentine’s day with his woman. *swoons*The first issue of The Last Resort, the new horror comic put out by IDW Publishing, finally hit the stands and I couldn’t wait to finally check it out. It is described as a “zombie epic that pays homage to 1970s exploitation films and disaster movies like Airport and Towering Inferno. In an entertaining and darkly over-the-top celebration of gore and sex, The Last Resort transforms a Caribbean paradise into a biological wasteland populated with homicidal flesh-eating vacationers!” and after reading the first issue in the limited series, I am already hooked. So let’s take a small break from some of this real horror depressing the shit out of me and take a look at some fun horror. But before going further, be warned their are some possible NSFW images in the form of drawn tits and a bit of gore. […]

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Elderly Man’s Arm Ripped Off By Neighbor’s Pit Bulls

I’m not one for encouraging minors to engage in illegal activities. In fact, I’m not one to have anything whatsoever to do with minors, as I find them to generally be obnoxious little shits. But I’m going to admit to the tiniest smidgen of admiration for this one. Anti-theft device, indeed.“Without you this life isnt worth living U said you want to get engaged? Then here’s a Q…Will U marry me? If so then it is a verbal agreement!”

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Convicted Pedophile Admits Abusing Hundreds Of Children And Will Continue To Do So If Able

No details on what was discussed, but Shirley did not physically injure the woman and left the residence in her 2003 Ford F-150. Kenneth was not nearly as lucky. When Shirley got back home, she saw her husband walking to his motorcycle parked in front of their house and decided to give him a kiss with her truck’s grill.Commerce, CA — U.S. postal worker Daniel Villasenor, 55, was arrested after allegedly choking an 11-year-old girl who laughed at him for mistakenly entering the women’s restroom at a local park Monday.

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Former AWA Wrestler Accused Of Having Decade Long Sexual Relationship With Daughter

According to police, when they arrived at Pierce’s residence, they found a small breed dog on fire and Pierce in his bedroom acting erratically. He told officers he “wanted to help the dog go to heaven.” Pierce has a rather odd definition for the word “help” as police say he doused the dog with a flammable liquid and then set it on fire.The sound of the police car’s impact on Nickolas’s body was so great that residents of the area said they’d assumed two cars had collided. The man’s body was completely severed, with his torso winding up in the passenger’s seat of the cruiser, and the lower half of his body some distance down the road. Lacking the regenerative qualities of a starfish, he did not survive his injuries.

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Where in the World is Taylor Meyer?

When police in Mississippi paid Pritchett a visit at his home early the next morning, he refused to come out of his house. Police used a K-9 unit to motivate him, and he was eventually placed in the Lamar County Jail after being treated for dog bites.The judge did acknowledge that he believed had she not been drunk, that she would have never attacked the victim but tough shit – you were, and you did. He then sentenced her to 12-months in jail while her husband, who she just married last week, wept openly in court. […]

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Police Arrest 11 People In Case Of Missing Teen Brittney Wood, Including Her Mother And Brother

There are a few type of videos that I absolutely abhor; child rape or abuse videos, flash mob videos, and animal crush videos. I’m sure most know what the first two videos consist of, but for those of you unaware of crush videos, let me ruin your day a bit. Crush videos are videos that usually depict small animals purposely being stepped on.Virginia Beach – More masturbating hijinks this Thursday! Darrin Smith was representing Charlotte, NC while at a Virginia Beach Mall the other night. Police say that while inside a Victoria’s Secret, shoppers witnessed Smith exposing himself and performing a sex act behind a customer. Customers and employees joined forces and followed Smith around the mall until police arrived on the scene. Smith is now sitting in jail without bond on charges of indecent exposure and sexual battery. Smith should’ve done what I do when I visit Victoria’s Secret. I stay outside of the store and simply press myself up against it and start licking the window like a very tasty ice cream cone while staring at one of the sexy mannequins or posters they have hanging up. If I’m feeling really randy, I’ll press my tongue flat on the window and try to spell out obscene words with my saliva. The ladies love that one.

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